Dear Akismet

Dear Akismet,

I have a small suggestion which will improve your usually amazing comment spam-killing abilities by several orders of magnitude. In the spirit of open source, I won’t be charging you for my advice.

If a comment has the phrase “ugg boots” anywhere at all – including in the person’s name, email address or website fields, it’s spam.

No-one needs to make a manual decision about deleting it.

Yours, etc.

p.s. What are “ugg boots”, anyway?

The power of blogging

A few days ago, I blogged about the pitiful state of the plants outside Derby Station and also complained to East Midlands Trains. This email has arrived today:

Dear Tim

Thank you for your email.

As a follow up to my previous email, I can confirm that works are scheduled to commence on the areas of borders/gardens surrounding the main entrance to Derby station over the next few days.

Kind regards

********* Customer Relations Officer

I’m looking forward to the improvements!

Nepotism

I came across a brand new student blog called Playwright (in training) the other day. Unfortunately, as she’s not associated with the OU, I can’t justify adding her to my blogroll.

However,  I did think that it would be good to try to encourage promising new blogging talent. So do pay her a visit … and tell her that her father sent you there!

More wonderful spam

Further to my recent post on the subject, another piece of entertaining comment spam has just landed in my blog's filter:

Mythical! This blog looks just like my prehistoric identical! It’s on a completely different subject-matter but it has pretty much the same layout and design. Sterling selection of colors!

You've got to award this one 9/10 for effort …

Wonderful spam!

I’ve just picked the following comment out of my blog’s spam filter and was particularly amused by it.

Hello! Do you use Twitter? I’d like to supersede you if that would be ok. I’m fully enjoying your blog and look forward to late posts.

Supersede away, my friend!

 

It’s good to know that you’re out there – somewhere!

I promise that this is the final one of the series of posts (for now … as there’s always another quarter end …) which relate to my blog stats.

This time it’s a graph of the number of page views tenpencepiece.net has received every week since the start of 2009 (my first post was in November 2008 and the site moved here from wordpress.com during in October 2009.) The figures don’t include hits from the automated robots that Google and others send out across the internet to look for content to enable their search engines to work – these are . . . → Read More: It’s good to know that you’re out there – somewhere!

Q1 2011 – Comings and goings

In case you weren’t bored enough already by the previous statistical post, here’s another. This time, it’s where people came from in the first quarter of 2011 and where they left to go to if they clicked on a link on this blog.

 

Q1 2011 – referring sites

 

In some ways it’s no great surprise that facebook tops the list this time. I’m now finally on there myself and it also seems to have replaced a lot of the chatter that used to happen in the FirstClass forums in previous years. These are still there in second . . . → Read More: Q1 2011 – Comings and goings

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